The Twelve Commandments of Gaming

This is something that every gamer of any genre should commit to memory: The Twelve Commandments.

If you can't read it, here you go:

I. Gaming is thy holy pastime; thou shalt not have outdoor activities before thee.

II. Thou shalt not be fanboyish in the name of gaming.

III. Remember thou keep holy the release dates.

IV. Honor thy PC and thy console.

V. Thou shalt not kill steal.

VI. Thou shalt not frag...without gloating in the aftermath.

VII. Thou shalt lose graciously; thou shalt not bitch nor whine when fragged.

VIII. Thou shalt accept thy dice rolls as the will of the gods.

IX. Thou shalt teabag only in the wake of unquestionable ownage.

X. Thou shalt not cheat nor support the farming of gold.

XI. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's rocket launcher; thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's epic mount, nor his video card, nor his high score.

XII. Know thy group function: Thy DPS shalt avoid aggro, thy tank shalt not attempt to DPS, thy mage shalt not forget mana potions, and thy healer shalt not go AFK without notifying thy group.